Be god damn thankful that this wild and crazy woman points her finger at you and says.

I am a cowgirl and you are the stud ..... time to drain the pony til he collapses .... :)

If a man is bothered by the packaging and the woman is all in with no health issues, then he needs to go to the mirror and say the following.

I am not a man, I am a boy trying to be one. I need to fix me and my asshole dickish ways and thoughts and grow the fuck up.

Like I have shared the best sex I had was with a hairy hippie style girl, the hardest and longest I worked out in bed was with a woman that wasn't athletic, and the most mindblowing? The liberated and alpha style woman that kept me on edge over and over while she got hers .... damn ... I need a moment.