First time outside of my home town that I have heard this phrase "badonkadonk" used ... brought back good memories!
With partners in my early days I always loved putting the strong and independent woman over my lap. I would always start with a comforting rub "all over" and wait for the sigh to occur. A few would try to get up and take charge and I would forcefully say no.
Do it twice they got spanked. One looked at me one time and said how dare you. My response:
Are you a bad girl or a good one?
Evil glint in their eye always earned one more.
9 out of 10 times always led to fantastic penetrative sex with orgasms or oral. The other "1"? She came over and over right on my lap,
I chuckled in college. I whispered to one fantastic woman. I want to see if I can make your beautiful black but have a shade of red. Care to be part of my experiement?
The fun phrase she said back ... Yes Daddy I love your meaty hands ...
Very much agree with you on this :)