Let's add this twist.

So for the folks that truly act like everyone is as dumb as they are about sex "and" believe only the deviant have pleasure with sex.

Religions ban sterliziation, and religious hospitals do everything in their power to prevent this, and even then secular setups will try to deny vasectomies (though it is better now then in the past)

This in of itself proves your point from another angle.

Only the rightous and rich can have sex, the rest can go "fuck" themselves, so they can then be shamed for fucking with themselves becasue they are mad because they can't control masturbation.

Yet Porn makes massive revenue ...

Imagine a banner over a christian wedding ...

Woman most likely not to orgasm, please enter here ...