Mmm when redneck meets Bud Lite, when you prefer sophisticated beverages, I can see so much winning happening ... (not)

Couple two at the bar you see. Looking disturbed at the same show they watch unfold with "thee" (sorry felt rhyme oriented).

Slide a card over and say, the booze here sucks.

We are at the JW Marriott, where we can order room service and enjoy high thread counts.

Then you realize you are the apex point on earth, where heaven and hell meet.

You look down and say WTF ... I am Ms. Part Time Wino "lets go and feast!"