The silver lining of mask wear? Ball gag under it, so if your partner is a "screamer" .... strap it on, mask it up, and watch the drool spot get created ....

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Alan Tegel

Alan Tegel

Lover of people, Texas Feminist Liberal Democrat, Horse Farm, High Tech Gadget ENFP Guy, and someone who appreciates the struggle of women and wants to help.

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