This made the whole argument. Now next time you see her and go shopping for making a salad.

Make sure in the vegetable aisle pick up a small cucumber and a really large one and ask.

So mom do you prefer it big or small?

Then kick back and watch the show!

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Alan Tegel

Alan Tegel

Lover of people, Texas Feminist Liberal Democrat, Horse Farm, High Tech Gadget ENFP Guy, and someone who appreciates the struggle of women and wants to help.

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