Went into a new restaurant today since my wife is at a horse show. Owner states "ain't putting gas into my body"

Gets into an argument with a regular about how slow his water pours into a glass. I time it with a stopwatch to prove he was right.

Stop and think about that ...

On a funny note folks were shocked to seeing me read a newspaper, offered it to them after.

What I did take the time to burn energy on was clarifying what the new request for the black man that was killed in the 1930s Sherman riot was for. I decided to pick my battle for the day.