Why waste all that goodness on the ground!

Funny joke, a dude kept taking all my cokes from my fridge. Never paying up for it. The thing is he had a thing for ice cubes and you can guess being lazy ... he would take them from my freezer.

This was the 90's remember ice cube trays ...

So after a fun "weekend" the girl I was with asked why was I saving the condoms.

I told her the story and stated I am making a tray of cubes from my cum.

She laughed her ass off, and you are twisted, sick and fun. She grabbed me .... and said ... well lets get that damn tray filled up "stat"

She was training to be a nurse ....

Nurses are sexy AF ....

Dude comes in and makes his "drink" and I said hey bud, how about a splash of rum in that coke. Lets chill and watch a movie.

I got up for a beer and said ... wanna refill?

He drank it all down.

I then went back and took two ice cubes (one cum and one real)

Dude how did I taste ...

#priceless

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