You already are a housewife! Congratulations :)

Now if you need a chuckle the next time you need a "beer" or "wine". In a gruff voice, state, hey sweetie get me a beer/wine. Then pop up and get it and say "coming dear" :)

Always remember not all guys are house/mechanically inclined. Most fake it until they make it.

At my place, I suck at that stuff, but I lost the number of times I have gotten the "my computer has a black screen and doesn't work anymore".

I rebooted it and god I hope I have backups.

She disappears and comes back and she states what did you do.

It is magic, I rebooted it.

Rolled eyes and a whatever is spoken.

From the backdrops one can tell you have a beautiful place!